I want to be a Czar if eveyone else is!!!
With the new FRENZY of making Czars over every aspect of our lives, I decided I want to be one also. But what I have to decide is what I want to be Czar over. Apparently you need no experience in the area you are made Czar of so that opens up so many choices, except the many that have already been assigned by our new "dear leader". I tried to find out the exact number but they are being created so fast that a current list is hard to find.
So, decisions, decisions, I think I want to be the travel Czar. At least I have some experience there. But that means you can only travel where I have been, RIGHT???? You can't go where I haven't been to or you wouldn't know what to do. Isn't that what Czars do? Make all the decisions even though no one has voted for you or you don't even have to be confirmed by any government committee. How great is that? But I want a crown to go with it. Maybe that means I should also be the Czar of head-wear. Then I can decide what hats or crowns we can all wear since apparently none of us can decide these things on our own.
Think of all the fun I could have and so could you if you were a czar also! I just mowed the lawn, maybe that qualifies me to me the Czar of yard maintenance. No wait, I have too much experience since I LOVE to mow the lawn every week. I wouldn't be able to make outrageous decisions that I know nothing about then, so someone else will have to be that Czar. Great IDEA....I will make my husband that one, he doesn't know too much about yard work (just kidding, honey!).
Oh just think of all the great pictures I could be in if I were a Czar. We could have Czar parties and get-togethers. I will keep thinking of which one I want to do and let you know. But I will have to decide quickly, they seem to be being assigned so fast, all the good ones will be gone before too long. What do your think? What would you like to be Czar over?
So, decisions, decisions, I think I want to be the travel Czar. At least I have some experience there. But that means you can only travel where I have been, RIGHT???? You can't go where I haven't been to or you wouldn't know what to do. Isn't that what Czars do? Make all the decisions even though no one has voted for you or you don't even have to be confirmed by any government committee. How great is that? But I want a crown to go with it. Maybe that means I should also be the Czar of head-wear. Then I can decide what hats or crowns we can all wear since apparently none of us can decide these things on our own.
Think of all the fun I could have and so could you if you were a czar also! I just mowed the lawn, maybe that qualifies me to me the Czar of yard maintenance. No wait, I have too much experience since I LOVE to mow the lawn every week. I wouldn't be able to make outrageous decisions that I know nothing about then, so someone else will have to be that Czar. Great IDEA....I will make my husband that one, he doesn't know too much about yard work (just kidding, honey!).
Oh just think of all the great pictures I could be in if I were a Czar. We could have Czar parties and get-togethers. I will keep thinking of which one I want to do and let you know. But I will have to decide quickly, they seem to be being assigned so fast, all the good ones will be gone before too long. What do your think? What would you like to be Czar over?
5 comments:
This is a great post! Very funny. I will be the Book Czar since you have already expressed interest in being the Travel and/or Gardening Czar. If we can have dual Czars-ships (and really, why not?) then I will also be the Airplane Czar and will immediately redesign all planes to have all First Class seating for every flight--and not the dinky domestic First Class seats but the international First Class seats.
Hmm, czar of carbonated beverages- all establishments MUST sell Dr. Pepper! I found a few lists for you: http://www.reuters.com/article/vcCandidateFeed7/idUSTRE5596BV20090610 and http://informpeople.blogspot.com/2009/01/obamas-czars.html though there probably are more now. I keep thinking about 1 Samuel, chapter 8: "Give us a King!" like all the other nations...
I'm going to be the Czar over Dogs!
I wanted to be the travel czar even though I don't have the experience that the rest of you do, then I wanted to be the book czar but Kim is that, how about movies? nahhh, there's too many. I think I will just be the FRIEND CZAR. I now proclaim everyone must find and be a good friend. Here, here, or whatever czar's say.
You are so right! Thankyou for a good laugh when everything going on seems so serious! Excellent post!
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